whereismywaist:
'Why are bodies so difficult to manage? Why? 'Oh, oh, look at me, I'm a body, I'm going to splurge fat unless you, like, STARVE yourself and go to undignified TORTURE CENTRES and don't eat anything nice or get drunk.' Hate diet. Is all fault of SOCIETY. Am just going to be old and fat and eat whatever I like and NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN and WHEEL MY FAT AROUND ON A TROLLEY.'
@темы:
and i wish i could say eating a bag of grated cheese is unknown to me but that would be a lie,
bridget jones,
except the other day i went to tesco and bought tissues and chocolate and diet coke and realised i am turning into her,
incidentally i have spent this ENTIRE BOOK imagining roxster being just a slightly beefier kyle soller,
love her