procrastosaurus-rex:



Hairdressers are awkward because you’re forced to stare at yourself in the mirror for ages and contemplate how ugly you are while someone attacks your head with scissors and attempts to initiate small talk with you.






@темы: YES, and i'm just like, and they always want to talk about what you're doing at the weekend, HORRIBLE, like you're supposed to say you're going out to get completely drunk out of your mind and get off with random strangers, yeah i'm going to the theatre for a matinee then i thought i'd stay in and eat my own bodyweight in ice cream while i watch bad reality tv