Oh I’m not very good at these, I’m boring!

1. If it eat paprika I get a purple rash round my face that looks like a really awful beard


2. I am currently completely obsessed with Aretha Franklin’s cover of You Send Me


3. I have a cactus called John (not after Heff, I hasten to add)


4. Right now I think I am about 75% pink lemonade


5. A couple of weeks ago I tried on a hat intended for 24 month olds and it was the best fitting hat I’ve found in ages because I have a weirdly tiny head (I know that’s not very interesting but you can’t expect me to fit much imagination in here, there’s so little room :P)