This is the greatest thing that I have ever witnessed, welcome to Britain.
ALRIGHT ME ‘ANSOME. YES.
I;m enjoying the fact in the middle of the home counties and one may say hello darling London is just there with FACK OFF.
Everyone I’ve come across round here says ‘now in a minute’ rather than ‘in a minute now’…but that’s a tiny thing - this has really made me laugh xD