- Lush’s ‘Social Events’ Speech from The Hothouse i.e. my favourite monologue of all time (via johnheffernans)
I was actually so bored yesterday I learnt to recite this by heart. That is how sad I am. It is one of my favourite theatre moments ever, though. He did it *perfectly*.
ohdeargodwhy: pornography-for-cowards: vaginawoolf: jcatgrl: taejira: Forget the Myers-Briggs...
Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen
here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)
melancholic
choleric as if i could be anything else
phlegmatic
Sanguine. Well that’s bollocks. I’m one of the quietest, least confident people I know! The other stuff is very right but the sociability part - no.
Official London Theatre In Conversation: Edward II’s John Heffernan and Kyle Soller
'I mean the first day of rehearsal we were being asked to snog everyone in the room!'
Blimey xD
Why did no one tell me this album existed until today!?
And it’s FREE!
Guys, seriously ;A; Why do more people not know about this woman?








BEST INSULTS
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
"It’s where I had my first pizza. Other things too, of course, but it’s the pizza that stands out."
- The History Boys (2006)

Harry Hadden-Paton & John Heffernan (She Stoops to Conquer, NT London, 2012)
Mostly what I love about this is the way John’s sat there like some kind of overexcited child who’s been told to sit still and be quiet and he’s trying but he’s still just feeling REALLY BOUNCY xD
vvorldwideweb: delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself from your life, unfollow...
delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself from your life, unfollow them, delete their numbers, erase their texts, find happier people, pet a dog, watch a silly movie, forget about them, you’re better off








“I’m pretty blown away by Benedict Cumberbatch. I just love his absolute commitment to his characters. He’s so ballsy. He’s so unafraid to really go there — to commit physically, to commit emotionally, to commit verbally, like he’s just very clear and very specific about his characters, and really unabashed in embodying them.” — Tatiana Maslany from BBC America’s Orphan Black (x).

honey-youshouldseemeina-tardis:
IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE DANG IT
what was that ridiculous giggle that just escaped from my mouth I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH INCREDIBLE CUTENESS
SO CUTE
my url is finally true <3
I’M GOING ON AN ADVENTU-DANG IT